[Rick and Morty] Jessica, Jacqueline and Morty | Healthy Morty Gets Caught By Rick

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  1. shivanSpS

    shivanSpS6 დღის წინ

    I think Morty has a thing for Redheads just like Rick.

  2. Noah Richardson

    Noah Richardson7 დღის წინ

    Does healthy morty remind anyone of that guy from limitless?

  3. Thekiller2013lol

    Thekiller2013lol7 დღის წინ

    Wait, that's MY GEgos channel In your description 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  4. TeMmiE!?!! Boi?!!

    TeMmiE!?!! Boi?!!12 დღის წინ


  5. Remember White

    Remember White18 დღის წინ

    And ask around, I never do *DWAYNE*

  6. alpheba

    alpheba25 დღის წინ

    *that one spongebob meme* "i wAsNt cRyInG"

  7. Weeb's Gaming

    Weeb's Gaming25 დღის წინ

    Jessica is not the girl morty should be looking for. He can find better girls in his natural state.

  8. Expired Memes

    Expired Memes26 დღის წინ

    Jacqueline looks like she has a giant tumour

  9. Jordan De Knikker

    Jordan De Knikker26 დღის წინ

    Morty just made 500k commission on a call. I'm really mad at Rick right now.

  10. Martha Speaks

    Martha Speaks20 დღის წინ

    Jordan De Knikker No.

  11. Jordan De Knikker

    Jordan De Knikker20 დღის წინ

    @Martha Speaks You're... You're trolling.

  12. Martha Speaks

    Martha Speaks21 დღის წინ

    Jordan De Knikker yes. So he sold it for 1.5k and made an extra .5M bonus?

  13. Jordan De Knikker

    Jordan De Knikker21 დღის წინ

    @Martha Speaks hey genius. Convert .5M to thousands. Yeah.

  14. Martha Speaks

    Martha Speaks21 დღის წინ

    Jordan De Knikker million and a half at 33? 1.5M x 33% ≈ .5M I understand stock broker language

  15. Jamarion Lewis

    Jamarion Lewis26 დღის წინ

    Pause on 1:29 Jessica's Panties

  16. TheLun4tic

    TheLun4tic27 დღის წინ

    "...because I'm not sick!"

  17. Oh Lala

    Oh Lala27 დღის წინ

    1:24 huh, I am *uck up.


    SINGOT SA AGTA28 დღის წინ

    nice DWAAYNNEE

  19. The scharf channel

    The scharf channelთვის წინ

    ...Because I'm not sick

  20. Q

    Qთვის წინ

    Poor Jac... 😢

  21. sumit kumar

    sumit kumarთვის წინ

    When Morty said **"you miss the old me, you miss someone that loved you so much that you never had to live them back"** I felt that

  22. JF 93

    JF 93თვის წინ

    I dont know if you guys realised, but he look just like evil morty

  23. Rez night

    Rez nightთვის წინ

    Wolf of morty street

  24. Julio Acceus

    Julio Acceusთვის წინ

    Tiny American psycho lol

  25. Veni Vidi Vici

    Veni Vidi Viciთვის წინ

    Rick really missed Morty if he wanted to take him out on an adventure just to get a doorstop that he didn’t really need

  26. Ladies Man, Incredible DJ ssj5

    Ladies Man, Incredible DJ ssj5თვის წინ

    This morty has to come back execpt not being a American psycho. He really needs to step his game up. He shouldn't put up with the bullshit his toxic crush, his sister or his Grandadfather gives him. He deserves his happiness and better lover. Jacqueline should've stayed with him

  27. SmiffyLel

    SmiffyLelთვის წინ

    Why COULDN'T Morty stay with her lol

  28. roflcopters270

    roflcopters270თვის წინ

    Anybody wanna see Rick Morty and Jessica adventures? Or is it just me?

  29. ADK Prism

    ADK Prismთვის წინ

    What’s this episode title

  30. The2KXperience

    The2KXperienceთვის წინ

    I'd like to think that in the end, Healthy Morty realized that you're not really "healthy" just because nothing is wrong with you. We are as defined by our flaws as we are our strengths. As others have suggested, Healthy Morty also represents a very slippery slope that ends in full-on Evil Morty territory: when you begin to believe that you're healthy enough to know what's best, you may end up believing that when you're that healthy and that intelligent you'll know better than anyone what's best for everyone.

  31. Martha Speaks

    Martha Speaks20 დღის წინ

    The2KXperience I see. Many people are often crazier or unhealthier than they’d like to admit. Emotional baggage, failed relationships, laziness, perfectionism, callousness, etc are what we are conditioned to think are qualities that none should ever harbor if he or she wants to live a healthy, great lifestyle; But the truth is that only YOU determine how healthy you are. It’s up to you to say, “I’m fine. I’m not perfect, but I’m okay and normal.” There’s great irony in this: “So tell me - In what way are you crazy?” The correct response is “In the same ways that you are.”

  32. Disdanny

    Disdannyთვის წინ

    Jacqueline was the best girl he had.

  33. George Michael

    George Michael2 თვის წინ

    1:29 Hehehe panties

  34. Jamarion Lewis

    Jamarion Lewis26 დღის წინ

    Yeah I Know

  35. Steven Méndez

    Steven Méndez2 თვის წინ

    De casualidad no hay alguien que hable en español o solo yo ?

  36. Seth Howell

    Seth Howell2 თვის წინ

    I honestly hope we see more of Jessica in season 4

  37. Lord Warfare

    Lord Warfare2 თვის წინ

    Hmmmmm is this organic 😂

  38. Stratilex

    Stratilex2 თვის წინ

    Lord Warfare who’s he talking to lol

  39. RedLeif1

    RedLeif12 თვის წინ

    Why do you think Morty didn't hang up? The way he reacted to what his girlfriend said, it just screams "intentional" to me.

  40. kenny12619

    kenny12619თვის წინ

    I always thought that

  41. Majora 2332

    Majora 23322 თვის წინ


  42. Kenneth Bryant

    Kenneth Bryant2 თვის წინ

    Jessica sucks. Hopefully Morty finally gets over that shit in season 4.

  43. qing cai

    qing cai2 თვის წინ

    I love the little voltron part

  44. Yesika Narvaez

    Yesika Narvaez2 თვის წინ

    I STILL don't know WHY he bothers with her

  45. Kedda kedda

    Kedda kedda2 თვის წინ

    Jessica and Rick actually make a great team argueung yet caring for Morty

  46. peter siri

    peter siri2 თვის წინ

    We all have our toxic self because it's restrain.

  47. Larkin Hancock

    Larkin Hancock2 თვის წინ

    Anyone else think Morty intentionally didn't hang up to rub it in Jessica's face he got with a someone better.

  48. Jose Cerda Lee

    Jose Cerda Lee2 თვის წინ

    Esto está chido

  49. Sofia Schuster

    Sofia Schuster3 თვის წინ

    Morty has no neck

  50. Daniel Arturo Charry Meneses

    Daniel Arturo Charry Meneses3 თვის წინ

    0:39 Roiland talking about Confident Morty.

  51. Dead Braincellz

    Dead Braincellz3 თვის წინ

    Mmmm is this organic?

  52. Derek Connors

    Derek Connors3 თვის წინ

    The two most important people in Morty's life, and neither one can admit they care about him.

  53. doodiemac100

    doodiemac1003 თვის წინ

    This has a very true bittersweet message. Morty is a very stressed uncertain self-conscious person about everything. He lacks backbone, he isn't as smart as others and allows toxic things to take hold on him. Like many people do in reality. When he became healthy he had an aspiring career, money, freedom and a bitch that truly like him and gave a fuck about him unlike Jessicas' goof ass. The problem was he lacked his consciousness when he became healthy so couldn't enjoy the happiness he wanted for so long. Instead he had to go back to being a lightning rod for toxicity to regain his old self. Just like Meg, just like Steve. It's really sad. Life can be cruelly unfair for us all

  54. Matthew Heckman

    Matthew Heckman3 თვის წინ

    Bro I need that machine..... I would literally be a god if all my fears and insecurities and awkwardnesses and weirdnesses were gone

  55. William McKay

    William McKay16 დღის წინ

    I'd probably become psychotic, ruthless megalomaniac...with charisma 100.

  56. oceanberserker

    oceanberserker21 დღის წინ

    We all do, man. We all do.

  57. Raul Ruiz

    Raul Ruiz3 თვის წინ

    "You were my soul mate" "Not anymore" 😂😂😂

  58. Blank AP

    Blank AP3 თვის წინ

    Jacqueline is thicc my goodness

  59. JimmySteller

    JimmySteller4 თვის წინ

    1:00 - 1:04 That might be the most savage statement I’ve ever heard in this show.

  60. David Madrid

    David Madrid4 თვის წინ

    Y si, éste Morty planeó ser capturado?, osea, en medio de esas tres semanas, éste Morty hizo un clon de si mismo usando la tecnología de Rick, antes de que lo atraparan?, y éste es el futuro Morty Malvado?.

  61. The Great King Strojek

    The Great King Strojek4 თვის წინ

    I think he says that orogenic line alot

  62. Solus Darkcoat

    Solus Darkcoat4 თვის წინ

    This really shows off how smart Morty is

  63. Thebluefus

    Thebluefus4 თვის წინ

    Jacqueline wow

  64. Lefteris Magoutas

    Lefteris Magoutas4 თვის წინ

    That guy's eyes are on two different levels of existence.

  65. Victor Blackwolf

    Victor Blackwolf4 თვის წინ

    I know

  66. Shinseki ryuga

    Shinseki ryuga4 თვის წინ

    I like how that *beep* doesn't *beep* fucking word

  67. Random shiz Of who knows what

    Random shiz Of who knows what4 თვის წინ

    What douche bag puts the food they just took a bite out of back onto the board kept on cooking

  68. Rando Random

    Rando Random4 თვის წინ

    "you can't keep the drones"



    Morty IS THE MAN

  70. Jotaro Kujo

    Jotaro Kujo4 თვის წინ

    0:28 what’s with his eyes

  71. Tristen Allen

    Tristen Allen4 თვის წინ

    Couldn't Rick just replace him with another morty he already admitted that he is just an expendable cloaking device that can be replaced at any time

  72. Veni Vidi Vici

    Veni Vidi Viciთვის წინ

    Yeah that’s his original one. This Rick and Morty are both from C-137 so he’s all he has left of that Earth/reality because they messed that one up

  73. theonlydans

    theonlydans4 თვის წინ

    You know that was a lie right? Sure every morty is expendable but rick will always keep this morty because of sentimental value

  74. Red reaper

    Red reaper4 თვის წინ

    so she knew he was 14. Okay.

  75. SupportGaming 2020

    SupportGaming 20202 თვის წინ

    @Prof. Genki hypocrites like you make me fucking sick lol

  76. Prof. Genki

    Prof. Genki2 თვის წინ

    Right? What a lucky dog.